i was at a chinese restaurant, waiting for my take out. the phone rang and the lady behind the counter answered with a very thick chinese accent,

“harro,  (name of the restaurant) ”
“…no, yoo hab long namba.”
“i sad, yoo hab long namba!”
(getting irritated) “long namba!”
(getting louder) “yoo, hab, long, namba!”
“GO TO THE HELL!!!” and she hung up

and that, my friends - made my day!